So you're knocked up...who cares?..other than your immediate family. Now you will act like the Queen of All Humanity as you carry around some rotten fetus for the next 9 months, like the rest of the world should be bowing at your feet. Wake the fuck up you stupid slut. Your retarded boyfriend convinced you condoms 'don't feel good' so you let him jizz inside you and now you're preggo and the rest of the world is supposed to automatically give a fuck?! HA!!! Congrats on accomplishing something that hundreds if not thousands of people around the world make happen, DAILY,...even on accident! Way to go! What do you want a gold medal for taking a load up your meat wallet?
We're all supposed to give you red carpet, VIP treatment for taking some frat party creampie?! Your baby is not a miracle, it's a product of your slutty college years that you think makes you feel accomplished in life. Now you can feel even more accomplished by changing diapers and carpooling to soccer practice. Good for you! This does not, however, give you any right to treat everyone else like shit just because your feet hurt and you're craving pickles. Boo mother fucking hoo. You get to get fat and use your 'miracle baby' as an excuse to STAY fat for the rest of your adult life. All the while claiming, 'stay at home mom' as the toughest job in the world. Oh really? Watching Sesame Street and complaining about your screaming spoiled Raptor baby is the 'toughest job in the world'? HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA...ok, keep telling yourself that and keep running your Susan B. Komen bullshit breast cancer marathons to make yourselves feel important. Meanwhile heart disease is killing off more people than titty cancer & AIDs combined, you dillusional zombies, so wear all the pink ribbons you want...you're just funding more rich white WASPs ivy league college tuitions for their bratty Disney Princess daughters.
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